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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:05 am

fuki wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:33 pm
Larry wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:37 pm
anal binder :lol:
Not sure I want to go down to the cellar with you anymore. :lol:
:lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:43 pm

Great Sage EofH wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:06 pm
"So what is the difference between eschatology and scatology?"

"eh?"

LOL WAT?
he he :lol:

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Re: JOKES

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:29 am

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:02 am

:lol: :P

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:24 am

Larry wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:02 am
:lol: :P
Some arousing lyrics

All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame!

Who's fountain pen is leaking....AKA...Who send me this? :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:13 pm

:lol:

Some more

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful, from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.
fuki wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:24 am
Who send me this? :lol:
The reincarnated koan :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:02 pm

Larry wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:13 pm

Serves but to root thy native oak.
:lol:
The reincarnated koan :lol:
:lol:

I could learn so much from you and your skilled native English tongue,
this surpasses closet Dutch or any foreign stroking I could offer.... coffee?

:lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:37 pm

:lol:
fuki wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:02 pm
coffee?
Only if accompanied by freshly baked Dutch Oven Brownies :D

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:57 pm

Larry wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:37 pm
Only if accompanied by freshly baked Dutch Oven Brownies :D
:lol:

I have a batch stored in the cellar, apparently you already have the key because DOB means "through practise better" in Dutchy :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:40 pm

Dobbies? 8-)

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:39 pm

Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:40 pm
Dobbies? 8-)
I would if I'd have a mind for practise, but I'm no stranger to faking it for the needs of sentient beings,
so OK let's Dobbie together :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:17 pm

fuki wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:39 pm
Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:40 pm
Dobbies? 8-)
I would if I'd have a mind for practise, but I'm no stranger to faking it for the needs of sentient beings,
so OK let's Dobbie together :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:43 pm

:hatsoff:

Our Dutch Anthem from 1980 (video is from 2012 when the band got together a last time)



English;
[SPOILER]
This is a song about a plant
a green plant
a beautiful plant
a nice smelling plant
a large a strong
yes a useful plant
it is about the Cannabis Sativa
Hollandica
also known as nederwiet

Nederwiedewiedewiet
Wiedewiedewiet
Yeah yeah nederwiedewiedewiet

We start with the seed
A good seed is one from a plant
That, for at least three generations
Has grown and blossomed in the Netherlands
Some people say seven
but that is a question of belief
I believe
You have to make your own mind up
OK, you put the good seed
in the ground March April
Don't worry about germination and such
That is just unnecessary rush
The plant knows best itself
When it's time to come up
So just leave it
That will be just fine
It becomes beautiful
Nederwiedewiedewiet
As good as Congo
Indonesia Acapulco Colombia
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

And now patience
Let it come up slowly
The plant is still small
Encourage it by talking to it
That makes it grow bigger
And bigger and bigger
And it continues to grow
Bigger and bigger and bigger
And then it grows thicker
And then it's September
And time for the harvest
The female seeds
And/or the flowers take them inside
Put them on the floor or
Hang them upside down in the ceiling
And then you wait 1 2 3
Three and a half months
Until they're dry
And when they're dry
comes the most important part in
Cannabis Sativa Hollandica
The removal of the leaves
They give you headache
At least I get it
The leaves they give you
A concrete head
So the leaves
Throw them away
And you only smoke the cover
Of the seeds and/or flowers
From them you don't get a concrete head
From them you don't get head ache
From them you don't get giddy
But from them you get high
Like a Flemish parrot
That is our own

Nederwiet
For this nobody
In foregn countries
get thrown in jail
Nederwiet
Nederwiet nederwiet
And this is how far this song goes
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:55 pm

Blocked in the trump usa, but other versions available by doe maar. Love reggae

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:02 pm

Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:55 pm
Blocked in the trump usa
:116:

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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:15 pm

That is my kind of Dutchy thingy. Notably, the trumpster didn't seem to hear it.

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:26 pm

I noticed he has quite a selective hearing (and memory)
something I used to suffer from when I was still "married" :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:30 pm

:lol:

I'm sure the Trumpster hangs on Melania's every word. That's why she always looks so happy :D

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:34 pm

fuki wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:57 pm
I have a batch stored in the cellar, apparently you already have the key because DOB means "through practise better" in Dutchy :lol:
Over here it's Date Of fabricated Birth :D

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