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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 16, 2019 1:41 pm

Larry wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 9:41 pm
You seem to have seen it twice now. I think that's enough :lol:
Spike wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 10:22 pm
Mercy mercy mercy
Third time's a Charm? :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Thu May 16, 2019 2:09 pm

fuki wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 1:41 pm
Larry wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 9:41 pm
You seem to have seen it twice now. I think that's enough :lol:
Spike wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 10:22 pm
Mercy mercy mercy
Third time's a Charm? :lol:
I guess. Too late for a vaccine :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 16, 2019 4:15 pm

Spike wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 2:09 pm
I guess. Too late for a vaccine :lol:
:lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Fri May 17, 2019 10:53 am

Seeker242 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 1:56 am
Internet forums, even buddhist ones, are mostly just people vomiting their opinions on each other.
Wash your mouth out with soap :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Fri May 17, 2019 1:01 pm

Larry wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:53 am
Seeker242 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 1:56 am
Internet forums, even buddhist ones, are mostly just people vomiting their opinions on each other.
Wash your mouth out with soap :lol:
:lol:

Most of it is more like "Hey look! I am something"

Pour me a cup of Zen then :cat:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat May 18, 2019 11:55 pm

fuki wrote: I rely on the Universal Teacher . . .
Can I get that number? :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sun May 19, 2019 12:06 am

Spike wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 11:55 pm
fuki wrote: I rely on the Universal Teacher . . .
Can I get that number? :lol:
:lol:

Did you forget your own number again, write it down somewhere! :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sun May 19, 2019 12:11 am

fuki wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 12:06 am
Spike wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 11:55 pm
fuki wrote: I rely on the Universal Teacher . . .
Can I get that number? :lol:
:lol:

Did you forget your own number again, write it down somewhere! :lol:
I did! I did! I will! I will! :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sun May 19, 2019 12:51 am

Spike wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 12:11 am
I did! I did! I will! I will! :lol:
And while you're at it, call the doctor to get your ears checked :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sun May 19, 2019 1:21 am

fuki wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 12:51 am
Spike wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 12:11 am
I did! I did! I will! I will! :lol:
And while you're at it, call the doctor to get your ears checked :lol:
After 70, it's all downhill.

At that speed, it's the wind noise over my helmet that is the problem. My BMW R1200R is a silent black phantom. :evil:

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Re: JOKES

Post by loves' the unjust » Sun May 19, 2019 3:35 am

It is the world will change me, or me the world
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sun May 19, 2019 7:20 am

Spike wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 1:21 am

After 70, it's all downhill.

At that speed, it's the wind noise over my helmet that is the problem. My BMW R1200R is a silent black phantom. :evil:
Really :o

I notice a decline for about 12 years now, so right after the age of 30
perhaps you'll make it to a 140 then! :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sun May 19, 2019 7:21 am

loves the unjust wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 3:35 am
It is the world will change me, or me the world
Thanks Enver, retorical questions on a public forum are always good for a laugh!
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Mon May 20, 2019 7:16 pm

Spike wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 7:01 pm
Thank you for the opinion from a Hindu perspective.
:lol:

Thank you for being so kind to allow a "hindu perspective" within this forums religious framework.

"there is no liberation outside of buddhadharma" it would be funny if it weren't so sad. ;)
:cat:

ps that "no liberation part" wasn't related to what you said Spike, just all the "Buddhist" forums as a prerequisite condition (or cloud of imagination) :hatsoff:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Mon May 20, 2019 9:14 pm

fuki wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 7:16 pm
Spike wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 7:01 pm
Thank you for the opinion from a Hindu perspective.
:lol:

Thank you for being so kind to allow a "hindu perspective" within this forums religious framework.
Just call me mr. kindness! :lol:
fuki wrote: "there is no liberation outside of buddhadharma" it would be funny if it weren't so sad. ;)
:cat:

ps that "no liberation part" wasn't related to what you said Spike, just all the "Buddhist" forums as a prerequisite condition (or cloud of imagination) :hatsoff:
Right on! Many paths, but only two feet.

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Mon May 20, 2019 9:27 pm

Spike wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 9:14 pm

Just call me mr. kindness! :lol:
:lol:

Now all you need is a emoticon like larry and :cat: :lol:

Right on! Many paths, but only two feet.
Yes, let's go trotting while never moving
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Mon May 20, 2019 10:20 pm

Yes, I know that dance. I can still do it real good! We used to cal it "The Standing Still". Upright precursor to zazen, perhaps :lol:
P.S. I never thought those guys were Nazis

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Mon May 20, 2019 10:30 pm

Spike wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 10:20 pm
Yes, I know that dance. I can still do it real good! We used to cal it "The Standing Still". Upright precursor to zazen, perhaps :lol:
P.S. I never thought those guys were Nazis
:lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by desert_woodworker » Tue May 21, 2019 12:56 am

You know, there is a tradition of jokes about ...Musicians.

It seems that the bulk of the jokes fall upon ...Violists. Poor violists take the brunt of the jokes. Go figure.

Well, but I heard one a few years ago that's pretty impressive, and it's not in the classical music realm. I'll share it with the hope that it offends no humorless musician, or humorless booster of musicians. ;) OK, then:

"What do you call a guy who hangs around with three Musicians?"
[SPOILER]

"The drummer".

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Re: JOKES

Post by desert_woodworker » Tue May 21, 2019 1:30 am

Dunno about yourself.

Go commiserate with the Violists!

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